At approximately 3.30AM, I rescued a hedgehog from the evil clutches of McDonalds! It had it's head stuck in a McFlurry pot, and I managed to take it off without a) tearing off the beastie's head and b) catching rabies.
Hurrah!
Lessons of today: Don't eat at McDonalds. If you do, at least throw your manky packaging away. Or I will come for you, with my newly formed hedgehog army. And there WILL be some sort of reckoning.
1 comment:
my little hoglet says thanks for saving his long lost wild cousin... please keep up the heroic rescues...and rabies fear you not, hogs don't carry that or much else harmful to humans, worst case scenario is fungus which you'd have to get pretty close and personal with your new little buddy to catch... so rock on hog saver, rock on!
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