The nice people behind Channel 4 and it's numerous spin-offs should create a channel purely for pornography entitled More Phwoar.
Someone get on that.
Tuesday, 26 February 2008
Friday, 22 February 2008
More insight into the Brain of Me (tm)
Walking down the road to shops for my overlords, a poster caught my eye. I say poster, it was more one of them billboard thingies.
Anyway, it was advertising a certain brand of car, with the slogan (in anagram form); 'When problems are a joy.' Two problems: First, not everyone can handle anagrams, particularly when driving at speed down Burgess Road, and the anagram is spelt out in a random assortment of blocks. I was actually shocked at how logical this sounds, at least for something that occurred to me.
Second, however, is the fact that when reading the slogan, my brain translated it as 'Our cars are shit, but in a fun way like sudoku.' Probably just me, but I feel much more normal now.
Anyway, it was advertising a certain brand of car, with the slogan (in anagram form); 'When problems are a joy.' Two problems: First, not everyone can handle anagrams, particularly when driving at speed down Burgess Road, and the anagram is spelt out in a random assortment of blocks. I was actually shocked at how logical this sounds, at least for something that occurred to me.
Second, however, is the fact that when reading the slogan, my brain translated it as 'Our cars are shit, but in a fun way like sudoku.' Probably just me, but I feel much more normal now.
Thursday, 21 February 2008
I appear to have done it again
Drunken blog posts aren't big, and they're not clever. And yet I insist on doing them.
Also, the secretive nature of this blog is slowly exploding, as I may have drunkenly told people about it last night. Balls.
On the bright side; two lectures today, followed by painting and then our first Dark Heresy session! Barak the dreg shall emerge victorious from the 41st Millenium. Possibly. If the damn psyker doesn't get us all killed...
Also, the secretive nature of this blog is slowly exploding, as I may have drunkenly told people about it last night. Balls.
On the bright side; two lectures today, followed by painting and then our first Dark Heresy session! Barak the dreg shall emerge victorious from the 41st Millenium. Possibly. If the damn psyker doesn't get us all killed...
Flargle
So, today I went to the pub.
And spent the afternoon kicking the living shite out of Witch Hunters. Obviously. Dwarfs kick arse at not doing anything but standing still. I orignally typed 'at' instead of 'but' but am now being watched and feeling self conscious. Dagnabbit Al!
I also ended up generating an entire campaign full of WFRP characters, which is terrible. I started with Louise, as is acceptable, and then mentioned it to a few other people, and I was suddenly swamped with players.
More importantly, mmm...Ringwood's Best. Drink it, or be destroyed.
And spent the afternoon kicking the living shite out of Witch Hunters. Obviously. Dwarfs kick arse at not doing anything but standing still. I orignally typed 'at' instead of 'but' but am now being watched and feeling self conscious. Dagnabbit Al!
I also ended up generating an entire campaign full of WFRP characters, which is terrible. I started with Louise, as is acceptable, and then mentioned it to a few other people, and I was suddenly swamped with players.
More importantly, mmm...Ringwood's Best. Drink it, or be destroyed.
Monday, 18 February 2008
Your Pet, Our Passion.
What kind of freakish slogan is that? I don't want strange science pet food manufacturers being passionate about any of my pets!
Speaking of which, I've started playing Warhammer. And bought many dwarf models. I'm sick, and I need help.
Do dwarfs count as pets?
Speaking of which, I've started playing Warhammer. And bought many dwarf models. I'm sick, and I need help.
Do dwarfs count as pets?
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